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The following page contains: dark comedy, sex jokes/raunchy humor, dirty adult humor,
topics of implied missing father figure and bad upbringing.
Full Name: Nosy Abby
Age: 30s
DOB: January 1, 1981
Sexuality:Heterosexual
Place of Birth: Paradise, Arizona
Current Residence: Edensin, Arizona
Occupation: Waitress
Place of Work: The Asian Pussy
Introduction
Nosy Abby or Abby is a woman in her 30s that is a side character for the Dude.
She is the protagonist in the following fanfiction "Who is that guy?". The fanfiction
Begins revealing Abby's day to day life. She also used to be friends-with-benefits with Mark.
Role
Abby goes about her daily life with different whacky adventures ahead.
Plot
Abby goes to work to encounter the Postal Dude in her work place, having no idea what's ahead
of her with his presence. Having no idea who he is until later.
Description
Abby is a fairskinned "plus sized" or chubby woman who wears a red crop top with black dots, sky-blue shorts
and pink sandals. She wears a blue bandanna around her auburn brunette hair in the shape of a messy "ponytail".
She wears golden earrings with a matching colored tongue piercing. She also has a small light brown happy trail
under her belly.
Personality
Abby is impulsive when provoked, prompting her to "blowtorch" someone with a match after drinking some liquor.
She has a "nosy" side to her as she tends to watch the neighborhood for any drama.
Background Story/Past
Not much is known about Abby's past, though it's implied she's had a rough childhood. She'd often refer to her mother
as a "Painted ho", indicating she doesn't have much respect for her mom. It may be implied she doesn't know who her
father is and hasn't met him. According to Abby, he could "be anywhere". It's implied she lived with Mark for awhile
and they've been sex-buddies for awhile before she broke it off with him.
Years later, she finds a stray cat digging in her workplace's dumpster. She took the cat in. Later into the night,
she wakes up to the sight of the cat dragging her leftover Hamburger. This gave her the idea of giving the cat the name
"Hamburger", along with getting a padlock for the fridge.
Crimes/Criminal Record
Abby has a criminal history, much like Mark and was caught having sex in the local BalMart back in Paradise at least twice.
This lead to both of them being banned from the store. She has also has a history of arson.
Relationships
Mark TheSpot: Mark and Abby have quite a history... or so it's implied. They've been hinted to have sex in various places
and have been shown to have gotten arrested for it, revealing them in a mugshot of a shameless Mark and an embarassed Abby
showing Abby's obvious trail of kisses from his neck to his crotch along with some bitemarks on both of their collarbones.
Boss:To Abby, he's "crazy as hell" due to him not firing her or any of her co-workers despite them having sex
in front of customers, something Abby has learned to drown out for quite some time. If it's not that, it's a co-worker
writing their "resignation" by defecating onto the boss' desk only for the employer to laugh and tell them to get back to
work. Her Boss also occasionally orders her to collect sources of "food" much to her disgust after finding out what the
meat for the restaurant was made from. When she first came to the restaurant for work, his first words were "You'll be
selling pussy, here", prompting her to slap him. He laughed it off before explaining that she would be selling
chinese food and hired her without hesitation. She asked what earned the restaurant's name only for her to retch
uncontrollably after hearing the answer.
The Dude/Postal Dude: Abby is often disturbed by the Postal Dude's demeanor. She gets midly annoyed by his
shooting sprees along with whatever chaos he's brought with him when they first met.
Trivia
- Abby secretly carries an old, unwashed shirt of Mark's that she'd "sniff", enjoying his scent, indictationg
she may still harbor feelings for Mark.
- Abby or Nosy Abby is not her real name.
- Abby has a pet cat named Hamburger.
- Abby has various fetishes, just like Mark.
- It's implied the fast foot chain Abby works at is made with cat meat. This disgusts Abby knowing
she has a pet cat of her own.
- It's implied she's gone to jail for indecent exposure and obscenity.
- It's possible Abby may have caught an STD from Mark at one point during their "relationship".
- It's implied she's a pyromaniac.
- While Abby is in fact Heterosexual, she'd claim she's "try something new."